zooeyclairedeschanel:

“nice job, good game, you’re the star, hit the locker room,” i say as i slap the football boys’ butts as the game ends. i am not a coach nor am i affiliated with the team i just wanted to touch butts

sizzlebutt:

babyblueeyesss:

is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year

IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

Dear Elizabeth,

Where is my sexy bartender? I need to get myself one of those.

marieleafbread:

the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating