“nice job, good game, you’re the star, hit the locker room,” i say as i slap the football boys’ butts as the game ends. i am not a coach nor am i affiliated with the team i just wanted to touch butts
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
Where is my sexy bartender? I need to get myself one of those.
the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating