“nice job, good game, you’re the star, hit the locker room,” i say as i slap the football boys’ butts as the game ends. i am not a coach nor am i affiliated with the team i just wanted to touch butts
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
Dear Elizabeth,
Where is my sexy bartender? I need to get myself one of those.
the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating










